"Did Sam and Rob Just Bludegeon Santa with a Trout?"

Friday, December 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 pm

Howdy Fellow Warriors!

It's that special time of the year...Time for family...Time for friends...Time to spend ridiculous amounts of money, fighting people in stores over the last cheap-ass TV, dodging pepper spray and just all around holiday cheer!

But fear not! Santa will work like a slave for you ? delivering the well fought over gifts for nothing but milk and cookies. (hm. Maybe that?s why he?s doing time in a federal prison?)

What? Federal Prison! No No No, I?m just jokin? with ya!

In fact?

Santa Is Here to Deliver to You His Big Package!

You see, Santa came to us in the middle of the night, with a heartfelt tale of Christmas cheer. He said?

?Rob and Sam, if you think you are going to outdo me for Christmas, I may have to %*!!*% (to explicit for family friendly WF)?.

So, Sam and I beat the fat, curmudgeonly old man until he conceded and agreed to deliver to you this massive value!

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"Sam, Rob, You're NUTS!
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You betcha. Santa is out to get us ? so we are sticking our necks out for YOU!

Better grab $227 bucks worth of REAL VALUE now, before Santa get?s a hold of us and trout slaps us*!

*Trout Slap
1. The act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.
Johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him.*

Merry Christmas Everyone...
and a Happy New Year!

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