Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 at
8:23 am
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business. More coverage at: onion.com
Tags: suspicious package industry
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I used to put suspicious packages all around the world just like you, but then? I took a bullet in the knee.
dang that's a gurl skout kookie???
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what the hell!!?
where iam i suppose to get my suspicious looking packages from? now?
Mysterious Bags & Boxes...
"It? could be anything"
XD
@AYRAYR1
Are you seriously that stupid? Why do you hate America so much, hmm? What if someone said that everyone from YOUR country didn't understand? irony?
Don't be such a jerk.
@BushidoBrownSama yeah that was a good one seen as most? of them don't get irony aswell. : )
@snookied15 RWJ??
Human clones are safe? to eat by other human clones?!
They close the business and then implode the building. Priceless. I'm surprised that the government didn't save the businesses from going under, Seen how everything that they do is suspicious it would be the perfect? cover. Lol.
co za? asy.....
I find this video very pronktatious.?
lol?
If the auto? industries can get a bail out from the government, then the suspicious pacakge industry should do the same.
unidentifiable container ROFL?
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@youngfart40 the same way? you dad did your mom without laughing...it works! you're proof!
ive decided im going to start flagging people that type a random clip from a movie into a comment, seems pointless to watch a movie if all the comments just type? what was said in the movie. The creatures that do this are not people but infant bearmanpig. All of you should flag for spam all the decendents of bearmanpig, thank you for your cooperation
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haha this is? perfect
HILARIOUSLY? well done!
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THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN 1-3? MONTHS DO NOT FORGET WHAT YOU JUST READ.
BREAKING NEWS: CNBC AND FOXBUSINESS ANCHORS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGALLY ACCESSING PRIVATE? EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS.
TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
@youngfart40 good acting?