ToonZ 'N TaleZ Cartoons

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Politicians accident
A bus load of Democrat lawmakers were driving down a country road to a political rally one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer rushed over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some said they weren't, but you know how them Democrats lie."

Amazing talking cow
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer. Yes, yes, the man replied. Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She doesn't know a thing about cars.

Plowing the land
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today. The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, When do you have time to plough your land? At night? No, the young farmer replied seriously, Night is when I put the water in the hole.

Try to grow chickens
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. That's a lot of chicks, commented the proprietor. I mean business, the city slicker replied. A week later the yuppie was back again. I need another 100 chicks, he said. Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming, the man told him. Yeah, the yuppie replied. If I can iron out a few problems. Problems? asked the proprietor. Yeah, replied the yuppie, I think I planted that last batch too close together.